Hugo Chavez is offering low cost oil to Native American tribes in Maine for heating use. The Bush Administration called Chavez’s deal an attempt to “embarrass” America. What’s embarrassing is the world’s richest nation not being able or rather willing to feed/clothe/heat/educate its population properly.
A weird analogy but it kind of reminds of this club/lounge I was at a few years ago. There was this chick who was hammered, completely toast. She was trying to dance and at one point fell down, straight pratfall. Her homegirls helped her up but then for whatever reason left her on her own. So she kept dancing (really sloppily) and this big, kind of oily looking dude, crept up on her seeing an opportunity to get his freak on with a pretty wasted and compliant (if not really capable of standing on her own) chick. So her gets up behind her and is “dancing” with her and putting his hands all kinds of places that this chick is really to drunk to care to protest. It was fucking gross. It was probably the only action that dude was going to get that night or had gotten in a minute. One of the bouncers was looking at him really disdainfully shaking his head. The dude, feeling the bouncer's disapproving stare looked back at him, upset because he was messing up his game, ”Yo, why are you looking at me like that? You’re making me look bad.”
The bouncer shoots right back completely deadpan:
“That’s because you DO look bad.”
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