What Price an Executive Director?

I found a price tag tied to my chair at my desk, I assume the product of some rascal New Urban Arts student (when I find you I'm going to....).

ASIAN
$10.00

Can work as a "director"
don't expect much to get done.

P.S. Requires a lot of hair gel.

I think I just found the text I need for a potential match.com profile. Its just missing "tall" and "handsome."