So while I have don’t have ass enough to hold my pants up, apparently our 6’5” techno-music star, queen gay IT consultant likes it. He was showing our office manager a book and I walked over to take a look at it and while I’m flipping through the pages, he says to her, “see, he’s got a nice ass” and fucking grabs my left ass cheek. The office manager eyes bugged out and she busted out laughing, I turned beet red and I tried to play it off but I know I looked visibily disturbed. I’m open-minded but I’m no Ozzie Guillen (I don’t go to Madonna concerts or WNBA games).
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